Interview with Steve.  At the Louisana 2nd March 2001
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1.  Mike is a lovely tosser who cooks too much fish.
2.  Ted is sound as fuck, when I first played with him I thought 
    he played too complicated. and too much and he kept going out 
    of time, but by the end he was brilliant. he is one of the best 
    drummers I've ever worked with.
3.  I'd like to play with you again sometime.
4.  First impression of P4FT: Shite.
5.  And now.? potentialy amazing.  But not my style of music.  
    A bit more rocky than I would go for.
6.  I reckon I'm crap.
7.  Mike-lovely bloke with a heart of gold, who means well and does 
    well but can be a nightmare
    Mike-you cook fish all the time, which stinks the house out, 
    and is fucking horrible.
    Ted-Sound as fuck, Teds phone went of every 10 minutes it was 
    fucking annoying.  And he drums too fast, too quick and out of 
    time.  Last band practise we had he was brilliant.
    Ted is a better drummer than my brother.  But he was realy good 
    and I wanted to work with him which is why I'm so pissed off 
    you kicked me out of Petula's. I'd like to keep in contact with 
    Ted.
    Scott-is cool, there is nothing else to say about that.  He's got 
    a good voice he looks cool he's got a cool attitude he's sound 
    plus he's stood above me he's bigger than me and he might kick my 
    head in.
8.  The latest P4FT music is cool, the faster ones like Cocaine 
    Hard-on are the best.
9.  The death of Steve the base player, May he rest in Peace, may 
    your sins be cleansed.
10. The worst thing about Petulas is Mike.  The best thing about 
    Petulas is Scott.
11. Mike annoyed Me the most out of all band members.  He told me 
    to play baselines I didn't want to play, I said Mike this is 
    shit, can we play it like this? and you said No.
12. Mike is the most Twatlike
13. Scott is the most talented band member.
14. The least talented is I don't know maybe Dan or James but not 
    Mike you are talented, very talented.  I don't know 
    (starts singing Rasta Style)	
                Too Mean a question to answer
		I can't answer it for now
		Cos it feels like I'm gonna die
		If I don't feel like a cow.
		With her fluttering eyebrows
		All the rest of it.
		It becomes undecipherable at this point but you 
                have a good indication of where this was going.
15. Where the fuck are we?  Has anyone got a light?
16. The three least attractive features are 1.. I've got to buy a 
    base amp, that's gonna be a cunt.  2..Anti Fe, Femist er Anti 
    Women, the lyrics are kinda anti women, I don't think thats cool 
    anymore.  The most attractive features are Scott and Mike. 
    (repeated several times)
17. The most spectacular P4FT moment, Me and Mike for the first time!
    you phoned me up and said hello I'm looking for a bass player.  
    And I thought you were, well I thought you were homosexual for a 
    start and I got a little bit scared, cos you're quite a big 
    bloke I thought hell, it's gonna bend me over his amp and shag 
    me up his ass, I'm very glad you didn't.
    Mike you have been my Guardian Angel.  I want to stay mates, 
    You're fucking sound. When I first met Mike I thought he was a 
    fucking weirdo. Mark was cool, Farrington Gurney.  What happened 
    to Mark?